the carnivorous wkiskizt

“now — be warned! it is my job to arm you against the foulest [creature] known to wizardkind! you may find yourself facing your worst fears in this room. … all I ask is that you remain calm. … I must ask you not to scream. it might provoke [her].”

rawr!

I crave meat. charred animal flesh. like…a hire’s big h. or maybe a giant heimburger from dave’s.

and of course, to give credit where credit’s due, that was an excerpt from harry potter & the chamber of secrets by j.k. rowling, p.101. the movie says just about the same thing, but don’t be deceived, I was quoting from the book.