Evan on Zombies
Posted: January 24, 2013 Filed under: Dangerous Book for Boys 8 CommentsHopefully, this will become a weekly feature of the blog. This week, Professor Evan expounds on the origins of zombies. Perhaps even more interestingly, he explains what happens to the zombies after they die.
I had no clue about the People->Zombie->Witch->Giant GIANT Hippo who eats people->Mean Bears->turtle(?) cycle. I feel so naive.
If only we all had the wisdom of a not quite 4-year-old child.
Evan is a genius.
This has never been in dispute. Except that time he bit his finger because he thought it was a french fry.
Why are all the animals so giant and so mean?! He’s so cute. I’d just sit and listen to him all day.
When he is like this, I love to listen to him! I don’t know why the animals are all so mean. A couple weeks ago, it was a wolf-bat-coyote that was as big as a house and only ate fruit (he had just learned about fruit bats). Right now, he’s on this kick where animals slay each other. And yes, he does use the word “slay.”
Always knew hippos were evil. Henry wants me to ask you to ask Evan if there are zombie sheep.
I will ask him today. Sometimes, he does say that our dog is a zombie, so a zombie sheep isn’t such a big stretch.