GridPosted: January 25, 2013 Filed under: Bartleby the Scrivener 5 Comments
I was so behind on holiday preparations in December that I forgot to ever buy a 2013 calendar. About a week into the year, I finally got one, but for whatever reason, I didn’t look at the back first. When I put the calendar up in the kitchen, I was horrified to see that the calendar grid was tiny! At least a quarter of the page was just a white border around the actual squares, which were way too small to write more than one item a day in.
Last night I had a meeting to go to, and afterwards went to the store to buy more ZzzQuil. (I meant to get it a few days ago – but I missed it on my list, and ended up just grinding some of the Walgreens pills and drinking the powder in apple juice. It was disgusting.) And it occurred to me that there might still be some 2013 calendars hiding in a clearance rack somewhere. I didn’t want to ask for help, because who waits until late January to buy a calendar, and I also was enjoying shopping without kids. So I spent about 40 minutes wandering around before I found the calendars.
Then it was a matter of finding the right combination of tolerable pictures and decent-sized calendar squares. I ignored the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit calendar, the Marilyn Monroe calendar, and the Tim Tebow calendar. I had to consider the various animal themed-calendars and inspirational calendars, though, because there weren’t a lot of choices left. Eventually I settled on a Majestic Mountains one. Interestingly, I hated the “large grid” calendar – it had no pictures, so each month took up 2 pages and the days were very tall rectangles.
One of these days (I mean, years), I’ll look ahead of time for a calendar that I actually like, instead of just grabbing whatever cheap calendar I can tolerate.
By the way, I keep my wall calendars. I have them going back to 2000.
There are not a lot of good calendar theme choices in my opinion. Puppies, dolphins, inspirational quotes, magic eye, angry housewife? There is little I like enough to declare my love for by buying a themes calendar. The funny thing is I end up using a chic-fil-a calendar every year which has hideous pictures of cows in costume. Apparently I love chicken sandwiches enough to deal with it. What topic would you pick for your calendar if you could have any? I might pick tropical islands, but even that makes me feel cheesy.
Donuts or The Legend of Zelda. Or Link and Zelda eating donuts. WOW…I think I’m onto something there!!
You make so many other cool things that I’m surprised you’re not already making and selling calendars of your own design!
Good point! But I haven’t figured out double-sided printing very well. Though I suppose I could just use CafePress or something. What would you suggest for a theme of my very own 2014 calendar? (Hint: donuts.)