pure ecstasy

I just ate a milk chocolate lindt lindor truffle. if needed, I would commit 8 of the 10 most heinous crimes in order to get more. they must serve this in heaven.

and actually, I wouldn’t really commit any of the 10 most heinous crimes. I don’t even want to know what they are. and I have more truffles, anyway.

but it should be noted that ambrosia and murder ultimately have the same etymological root: the Greek brotos, “mortal.”