Do you ever look back at a fad and think, “Man, am I EVER glad that is over with!”? I was thinking about what fads I have been glad are over, and here is a short list that I have come up with. This is in no particular order.
1. Troll Dolls
Do you remember these? Here is a reminder of what they were.
Scared? Scarred for life? How was this ever popular? Drugs? I really don’t know. What makes matters worse was that people collected them. This wasn’t just some horrible gag that you hid in that kid you didn’t like’s backpack to scare him. People willingly bought more than one of these things. Personally, I think that collecting dolls is creepy enough (especially those porcelain ones…), but can you imagine a ROOM FULL OF THESE? Try not to. You will have nightmares. You really have to wonder though, who was the first person to say, “Hey, I know! Let’s take one of these:
Modern Day Version: ??
2. Beanie Babies
I guess that these are a step up from trolls. I guess. People went CRAZY for these things. There was this one lady on the news that had thousands of them in her house. Thousands! I remember thinking to myself that people will buy and collect anything. Anything. My favorite part of this is a description of a Beanie Baby on Wikipedia: “A Beanie Baby is essentially a fancy bean bag in the form of a stuffed animal.” Need I say more?
Modern Day Version: Webkinz (Can I just say, putting a “z” instead of a “s” is not cool. It never was, and never will be)
3. Vanilla Ice
Bands come and go all the time, but has there really been anything as ridiculous as Vanilla Ice? Look at him.
LOOK at him! The shiny pants? The American flag jacket? Who was this guy? Why was he so insanely popular? At one point, didn’t he even have a doll made in his image? I think about the only thing he did that I would be able to stand now is “Ninja Rap” from the end of Ninja Turtles 2. And that is stretching it. A lot. I might just end of movie early instead of watching that part.
Modern Day Version: Paris Hilton (Ok, so I just put that in there so that I wouldn’t have two fads with “???” under “Modern Day Version,” but now that I think about it there are some similarities)
Do you even remember these? They were these little toys about the size of a egg that had a LCD screen on it. The screen shows a little pet/creature that you get to raise.
It was all cool until it wanted to be fed every minute of every day, and then if you messed up, it would die. Talk about high maintenance. Doesn’t that seem a little bit messed up? I understand the need to teach kids about death and responsibility of caring for others, but, seriously! “Oh Billy, looks like you were three seconds too late feeding Fido; he died because you didn’t push the feed button fast enough.” Doesn’t that seem harsh?? Kids were so scared of letting these things die, that they would bring them to school with them, because what if Fido got hungry while you were in class? The whole thing was a bit creepy, and I was glad when it was over.
Modern Day Version: Nintendogs
So what do you guys think of my list? Like I said before, this is not a comprehensive list, and you are free to agree or disagree with it. Please leave comments about any fads you are glad are gone.