Descriptive Imagery

Take a good look at this photo, because – as I will explain momentarily – it pretty much captures everything important about me.

Ok things, to note about the photo:

1. It’s a picture of a rather interesting natural formation. I like nature. I like interesting things.
2. However, it is taken from inside the car. Most of the time (especially lately) I’d prefer to look at nature and interesting things from the comfort of my car or an air-conditioned building. Actually experiencing them just takes too much energy. (Yes, I am seriously that lazy. And I know it’s pitiful.)
3. For real – that is a Slim Jim reflected in the window back there. My third one for the trip.

Don’t you feel like you know me better now? Yeah. I’m glad we could share this.