I did it, guys.
Today at 6:57am I opened my last remaining bag of Mother’s Cookies.
Oh, ok. Waiting patiently is what I do best. Right?
Waiting patiently is what you do best?? You must have had genetic rewiring! My advice is eat the cookies up really fast. Kind of like preparing for winter or other bad times.
Well, the bag is already almost empty. I suppose I ought to have saved it for a midnight snack on one of the many feed-the-Bwun missions that are coming soon. And I suppose I ought not to have eaten so many bags already…at the prenatal class last night the instructor said the recommended weight gain for women who were thin before is about 30 lbs. I had a hard time not laughing. I passed that mark a loooooong time ago…
30 lbs?!? To stay under 40 I’ll have to only gain ~6 lbs in the next two months (which is well below what I’ve been averaging). Sigh. The most I can hope for is that soon there will be no room for food any longer.
I’m jealous you’ve stayed under 40. I think that’s about where I’m at right now. And showing no signs of stopping. Maybe it’s the cookies…
What were you doing up that early? Oh, well, a good guess is the bwun probably woke you.
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