Cannibal jokes
Posted: November 25, 2007 Filed under: Of Mice and Men 1 CommentI really don’t know why these are so funny.
What is a cannibal’s favorite dessert?
…Ladyfingers.
Did you hear about the cannibal wedding reception?
…They toasted the bride and groom.
What is a cannibal’s favorite game?
…Swallow the leader.
Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
…He had to swallow his pride.
On an unrelated note, I started yet another blog, this time without an actual purpose. Kind of ridiculous, isn’t it? But, while I was writing I decided it ought to have some goal in mind, so please visit Bükenbük to read my daily entries about what makes me happy.
Post-Thanksgiving thoughts
Posted: November 23, 2007 Filed under: War and Peace 1 CommentDon’t get me wrong, I love Thanksgiving. But this year was just maybe not the best.
The Romgi and I got caught between two dinner invitations and decided that going to both (or trying to) was worth not offending anyone. Unfortunately, a few things went wrong. First, Dinner #2 got moved ahead two hours, completely throwing off our carefully planned timetable. Second, our car battery was deader than a three-eyed dog, so we needed to be jump started in order to get to Dinner #1. Third, Dinner #1 was an hour late (although tasty). Fourth, we had to go buy a new car battery in order to reach Dinner #2. Luckily we got to Wal-Mart just as the mechanics were about to head home. I feel bad that we made them stay longer, but we were desperate!
By the time we made it to Dinner #2…dinner was long past over. We did get to eat some of what the relatives saved for us, but it just wasn’t quite the same as having one meal, one place to go, one big chance to stuff ourselves.
And, there is no leftover turkey. I almost would rather have a leftover turkey sandwich than the Thanksgiving meal itself.
Fifth, we wanted to try getting some sweet Black Friday deals, and somehow convinced ourselves that going to Best Buy at 10pm (for their opening at 5am) was a good idea. We bundled up really well, and it wasn’t nearly as cold as I anticipated, but altogether I think there were better ways I could have spent the night. Like sleeping. I also decided that Black Friday is a stupid day, and next year I will be fully participating in Buy Nothing Day.
Aside from all that, I am still grateful that we were able to spend time with family, get our car working, eat some good food, and survive the death cold.
A very sad day
Posted: November 21, 2007 Filed under: All's Well That Ends Well 1 CommentYesterday we went to the Romgi’s parent’s house to do laundry. A lot of laundry. So much that we ended up staying overnight, and when we got back this afternoon…
Puppy was dead.
I am very sad. We only had him for 4 or 5 months. It was 63°F when we came home; could it have gotten really cold overnight? Or maybe he had some food allergy we didn’t know about? Or maybe…he was lonely?
I don’t know. But I miss hearing him sneeze.

