And by the way

The Bwun cracks me up.

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Caption? Anyone?


In Praise of the Bwun

(Surely you’ve been warned by the title.)

Yesterday was the Bwun’s 6 month checkup. I have to say, he did amazingly well. Let me tell you all about him.

Weight: 15.87 lbs, 19.87 percentile
Length: 26.5 in, 52.19 percentile
Head circumference: 16.5 in, 8.18 percentile

Alright, so maybe those numbers aren’t really convincing. He does seem a bit on the small side. Maybe developmental milestones would be better. (Here I go way overboard on the mom thing – the doctor said the Bwun has met a lot of the milestones for 9 months and, if he were examining the Bwun without knowing his birthdate {and ignoring how small he is} he’d guess the Bwun is about 8 months old. Way to be ahead of the curve!)

Best Bwun ever? I vote yes.

Best Bwun ever? I vote yes.

Four to Seven Months

Movement milestones

  • Rolls both ways (front to back, back to front) – check
  • Sits with, and then without, support of his hands – we’re working on it.
  • Supports his whole weight on his legs – done and done, months ago
  • Reaches with one hand – check, to grab my face. With his claws.
  • Transfers object from hand to hand – check. We’ve been playing games while he sits in his new highchair (which I love!!).
  • Uses raking grasp (not pincer) – check. For some reason he especially likes to do this when he eats.

Visual milestones

  • Develops full color vision – not really sure how I would test that.
  • Distance vision matures – sure?
  • Ability to track objects improves – check. He can now track me when I leave the room, and start crying a few seconds later when he understands that I’m gone.

Language milestones

  • Responds to own name – check. Except that we call him “baby” most of the time…I really ought to call him the Bwun, right?
  • Begins to respond to “no” – actually, I don’t think I say “no” to him very much. It didn’t occur to me that he’d begin to understand it this early.
  • Distinguishes emotions by tone of voice – ok, not so much. That I can tell.
  • Responds to sound by making sounds – I’ll post a video soon. He’s hilarious.
  • Uses voice to express joy and displeasure – check check.
  • Babbles chains of consonants – chk chk chk chk chk.

Cognitive milestones

  • Finds partially hidden object – haven’t tried that. I’ll let you know tomorrow.
  • Explores with hands and mouth – expertly.
  • Struggles to get objects that are out of reach – check, and went one further to crawl in order to get the objects that are out of reach.

Social and emotional milestones

  • Enjoys social play – check. Most of all when I just want a little break from playing with him.
  • Interested in mirror images – check, and we have plenty of mirrors for him to look in. He used to get angry when he saw us in the mirror. Maybe he thought I was holding a different baby?
  • Responds to other people’s expressions of emotion and appears joyful often – check. He is the best.

Dinosaur museum

Or, why I hate crowds, part 2.

During the month of August, Thanksgiving Point had $2 Tuesdays. The Romgi and I thought it would be nice to give Krista a break (as best we could) by taking Anna and Brandon to the dinosaur museum (for the reduced price of $8 instead of $36). I figured there would be more people than usual, but it somehow didn’t occur to me that we picked one of the last Tuesdays of summer to go – so every kid in Utah Valley was there, enjoying what was left of vacation.

I hate crowds.

Let me tell you again: I really hate crowds. Something about the noise and the bustling and the chaos makes me anxious, light-headed, and a little bit nauseated. And crowds full of kids are the worst. They dart in front of you and cut you off and bump into you and in all ways drive you crazy. I don’t mean the kids you bring – I mean the kids who belong to everyone else, to the parents who don’t care what their kids are doing. (That may be unfair. I only have the Bwun to handle, and there’s not much he can do to annoy other people, aside from being noisy – and what does it matter in a crowd?)

I may be exaggerating the whole thing just a tiny bit. It wasn’t all that bad – except for the 20 minute wait to get into the museum. Should have worn sunscreen, huh?

The Romgi took over when we first got inside because after the drive and the line, the Bwun needed a diaper change and some food. I’m going to let his pictures tell the story now. (Well…I’ll let them help. Don’t worry, there will be captions.)

Anna explains. Or demands an explanation.

Anna explains. Or demands an explanation.

Next time we decorate a nursery, we're hanging these from the ceiling. I think prehistoric marine life makes a great theme, don't you?

Next time we decorate a nursery, we're hanging these from the ceiling. I think prehistoric marine life makes a great theme, don't you?

Brandon had a sixth sense for when the Romgi was taking a picture. He wanted to be looking at the camera or posing every single time.

Brandon had a sixth sense for when the Romgi was taking a picture. He wanted to be looking at the camera or posing every single time.

Ok, this part's good. First the Romgi takes a picture of Brandon in front of the dinosaur...

Ok, this part's good. First the Romgi takes a picture of Brandon in front of the dinosaur...

Then a picture of Anna in front of the dinosaur...

Then a picture of Anna in front of the dinosaur...

Next Brandon tries to get in Anna's shot, and she makes him cry as she pushes him away...

Next Brandon tries to get in Anna's shot, and she makes him cry as she pushes him away...

And finally the Romgi gets a picture of them both sulking.

And finally the Romgi gets them both sulking.

That is an extremely large dinosaur.

That is an extremely large dinosaur.

This room, which smells heavily of chlorine, has a big wrap-around table filled with water and sand. Kids can build dams and create rivers and streams, complete with plastic dinosaurs and palm trees. I suppose on a slower day they could watch as the water washed away their dams and moved the dinosaurs and trees around, but it was packed when we went. See that crowd? Bleh.

This room, which smells heavily of chlorine, has a big wrap-around table filled with water and sand. Kids can build dams and create rivers and streams, complete with plastic dinosaurs and palm trees. I suppose on a slower day they could watch as the water washed away their dams and moved the dinosaurs and trees around, but it was packed when we went. See that crowd? Bleh.

Anna scooped sand to make a dam.

Anna scooped sand to make a dam.

It was fairly sticky sand. I'm glad Anna was old enough to clean herself up.

It was fairly sticky sand. I'm glad Anna was old enough to clean herself up.

More sand.

More sand.

And water.

And water.

Brandon got tired of playing and decided to climb on the benches instead.

Brandon got tired of playing and decided to climb on the benches instead.

The Bwun was just unhappy all around.

The Bwun was just unhappy all around.

The Romgi and I decided we’d been in the museum long enough, so we finished the trip up by letting Anna and Brandon each pick a flavor of fudge to buy. Anna got key lime and Brandon chose chocolate-vanilla. Of course, then we needed some for ourselves, but we stuck with traditional chocolate. It was a nice treat after a long, noisy afternoon. The kids were great, but…

I sure hate crowds!