Not Exaggerating

A good indication that pregnancy hormones have taken over your life: you get all teary-eyed at the end of Cars, when Lightning McQueen gives up the Piston Cup to help The King finish the race.

Especially when you’ve watched the same movie a half-dozen times before with no hint of such emotion.

I think I want my life back!

Lame, But True

I went to see the doctor recently and he told me that I have the Egyptian flu.

I’m going to be a mummy!

(My mom says this joke is old, and has never been funny. But um, I love jokes like this. And besides…it made a good announcement, huh?)

Happy March 2009!