Longest Week Ever
Posted: September 24, 2008 | Author: Jarom | Filed under: Bartleby the Scrivener | 1 CommentIs it just me, or does this week seem to just keep on going? Yesterday, I could have sworn that it was Friday. When I finally realized that it was not Friday, but it was Tuesday, it just about broke me. And today? My shift just started 1 minute ago, and I’m already ready to go home.
A Little Bit Late
Posted: July 25, 2008 | Author: Jarom | Filed under: Bartleby the Scrivener | Leave a commentToday, I was a little bit late for work. Actually, I was a half hour late. But it was ok, I was still the first person in the office today. Yesterday was Pioneer Day, which is a real holiday here in Utah, and so nobody worked. I don’t know whose idea it was to put a day off on Thursday, and then NOT give everybody Friday off… but it sure wasn’t my idea. Pretty much everybody is gone from the office today, and the people that are here are having a “Christmas in July” party.
Anyways, back to the reason for posting today; I was late for work. I have a good reason, though (sort of). See, I thought I was at work. Does that make any sense? No? Let me explain.
Usually, I am very good at knowing when I am dreaming. A dream will get to a certain point, and I will be say to myself, “Wait a minute, why am I in Tahiti? And why did Roni just turn into a talking parsnip??” and then I will figure out that I am probably asleep, and that I am probably dreaming.
The problem comes when I have dreams where nothing is out of the ordinary. This morning the alarm went off, and I sat up to say my morning prayers. I remember finishing, having breakfast and then heading off to work. I arrived on time and starting doing stuff in the office. People showed up for the Christmas in July party, and everything seemed really normal.
Until somebody showed up with a pony. It may or may not have been purple.

Don’t ask. Really, I don’t know either. At that point I realized that I never actually finished praying, and that I was going to be late for work; then I woke up. Does that ever happen to you? Not the purple pony, but do you ever dream that you are doing normal stuff? I almost feel like I wasted a dream.
A FITting End
Posted: May 7, 2008 | Author: Jarom | Filed under: Bartleby the Scrivener | Leave a commentProbably everybody that would read this blog already knows, but just in case you did not know, I won the Biggest Loser (he he… I almost typed “lobster”) competition. The prize money came out to $270 for the men’s division. I’ve been at a loss as to what to do with the money. I have already saved up for an iPod Touch (I am waiting patiently for the next generation of iPod Touch to come out… I’m hoping for bluetooth). I already bought a Wii (complete with a great game thanks to Roni’s parents!). I already bought a pretty awesome watch (thanks mom and dad). I couldn’t figure out what else to get!
I finally decided that because I earned the money by losing weight, I might as well get something that will help me to keep it off, and to help me get fit (that is where the title comes in. Do you get it? FITting, like fit…). I’ve decided to get a new bike! I went out bike shopping the other day, and I hadn’t ever realized that the price of bikes varied so much. I mean seriously, it can go from cheap to expensive with surprising ease.
I wanted something that was a step above walmart, but not something I could win the Tour de France in. I decide to go with a hybrid bike, which unlike a hybrid car, involves neither gas nor electricity. Rather, a hybrid bike is a bike that lies somewhere between a road bike and a mountain bike. They are deigned for comfort, and cost a whole lot less. I am waiting for the bike shop to assemble the bike, then I will be be the proud owner of a new bike.
